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 WHAT IS THE PIGEON CONSPIRACY? A plot by the collective intelligence of the world's pigeons to destroy mankind. WHAT IS THE PIGEON RESISTANCE? An international organisation dedicated to preventing the pigeons from achieving their goals. IS THIS FOR REAL? You bet it is. The Pigeon Conspiracy is one of the greatest threats facing us today. WHY ARE THE PIGEONS DOING THIS? They can't help it. It is a primitive urge of their hive mind. HOW CAN I BE PREPARED? Keep an eye on pigeons. Make sure they don't get too close. Protect your home. And join the Pigeon Resistance! |
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