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The Pigeon Resistance is an international human movement dedicated to preventing the pigeon hive mind from achieving its ultimate goal: the destruction of mankind.
The pigeons' plans are well laid. The final assault is on its way. But we, the people of the Pigeon Resistance, will not quietly succumb to the malicious intent of these sinister beasts. We will fight. We will protect our weak, champion our strong, and not sleep until the day that the last pigeon is banished from our cities.
We have over 300,000 dedicated members in 63 countries, every one of them doing his or her part in the war against the pigeons. Our primary goals are:
- Confronting pigeon aggression wherever it occurs
- Eradicating pigeons wherever possible
- Spreading awareness about the threat posed by pigeons
- Saving people caught in the hive mind's limbo stage through HypnoRestorationTM
- Lobbying governments to take the danger seriously.
- Opposing pro-pigeon groups
The Pigeon Resistance is an open movement. We gladly welcome anyone who feels they can do their part to end the reign of pigeon terror. Join us today to save tomorrow.
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